Battle of the Huron?
Over the years, I've had hints-- Hints of a small, but fierce engagement centered about my very home. Every year since I've occupied my house, especially during spring/fall rakings I've discovered a few tell-tale signs. A kepi hat. A belt buckle. For years I didn't think much of this-- I merely dug the stuff up, cleaned it, and sold them on E-bay for a tidy sum.
But now, seemingly, I've stumbled across the mother lode: The location (I believe) of the main battle site of this skirmish now lost to history. For I had recently exhumed these rather well preserved corpses while puttering about my globally-warmed yard, this past December. Yes, photos! My friends. I have photos! Proof of which I am proud to offer here for the first time, thus putting to bed what was probably the greatest political cover-up in nineteenth century America.
Judge for yourselves:
3 corpses of Confederate dead, despite the fact their bodies are remarkably preserved, not so their uniforms. I could not make out unit insignia or the like.... I will however pry those Springfield Armory rifles from their mummified hands-- To sell on E-bay, of course. I am at a loss as to explain those strange discs attached to the


Confession time: Although I've stumbled across various items of civil war equipment down through my years of yard work, I only received recently some clues on the location of the main battle site from a "mysterious stranger" -- Nothing much. Just notes accompanied with what appear to be historic news clippings hinting at the posibility of this find, and its location-- Shoved under my door. These notes are only signed J. M. Any ideas?
2 Comments:
This is hilarious, you completely had me going.
Thanks-- It's apparent that being laid off, I've too much time on my hands...
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